A friend spotted this personal ad in the Baltimore City
Paper.
MET IN SPACE
1/28, 3 am, metallic cold room, alien craft. Me: SWM, 40's, abducted from
bedroom by gray aliens. You: SWF, 30's, abducted from car, on table to
left. We talked about vegetarianism until green beams/surgery started.
Continue conversation on terra firma?