web page copyright 2001 D. Glenn Arthur Jr., text by someone else Last updated 2001-11-07 (layout only).

Car Problems

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."

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